英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人

  作者：张凯
  characters:
  mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
  mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.
  
  ActI
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  (inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
  Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.
  Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)
  Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!
  Dabao:(changefaces)
  Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.
  Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!
  Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
  Taxi----!Taxi----!
  Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?
  Dabao:No,No,No,no!I"mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.
  Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!you"vebeenherefor2hours.
  Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)
  Howdoyouknowit?
  Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI"vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.
  Dabao:It’ｓabigbug!
  Xiaofu:oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
  Dabao:10yuan?!mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?
  Xiaofu:Don"tcheatme,you"vesoldmorethan2hundredones.
  Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.
  7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.
  Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let"ssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?
  Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.
  (Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)
  Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.
  HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!
  
  ActII
  
  mr.Shi:Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.
  Let’senjoyit!
  (Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NoSARS")
  Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.
  Xiaofu:Hi,
  Dabao:Hi.
  Two:Whatafamiliarface.
  Two:It’syou!
  Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.
  Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.
  Howisyourbusiness?
  Dabao:EverythingisoK!
  10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing. , ,www.nx899.com
  Xiaofu:10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearsbefore.
  Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serveme.
  Xiaofu:great!Haveyou……
  Dabao:married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.
  Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?
  Dabao:What?Taxi?oh,tax!ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.
  Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.
  Dabao:(showsthereceipt)
  Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.
  Xiaofu:great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.
  Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.
  Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforolympicsofBeijing!
  Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’ssaidthat,Don"taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.
  Xiaofu:You"retheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!
  Dabao:Thankyou!Andyou"retheloveliesttaxcollectorinnewera!
  X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.
  D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?couldIhaveadinnerwithyou?
  Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?
  Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?
  Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)
  Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.
  Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.
  
  
  TheEnd
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