《唐伯虎点秋香》搞笑群人英语小品剧本

Listen, l am Tong... Bo... Hu!

秋香：Tong Bo-Hu?

唐：So?

秋香：You are really Tangbohu

唐：Qiuxiang, it’s me.
（秋香走过来，含情默默相对，然后相拥一起）

唐：Qiuxiang, tomorrow we'll go to the lake in boat, OK?

秋香：Bohu, no! You are the enemy of madam hua, I afraid that she would know. Then she will kill you.

唐：So long as I can stay with you, I don’t be afraid.

秋香：No! I don’t let you die.

唐：Don’t be afraid. With me! We could sneak out.

秋香：OK!
唐：We meet in my backyard, no see no go.
（从远处传来华夫人的骂人声）

秋香：Bohu! You leave quickly, madam hua is coming.

唐：Qiuxiang, see you tomorrow.




Act 5
地点：The backyard of Hua’s house, The street market
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，华夫人，数名仆人，数名市民，数名小摊贩
道具：1珠钗，1扇子，桌子，兵器（仆人用）

（唐伯虎在后院里徘徊）
唐：Qiuxiang, I know you would come.

秋香：I can't be out so long, madam Hua will know.

唐：Be at ease, I am here.
（唐伯虎与秋香来到了集市）

（秋香拿起一支珠钗）
秋香：Wow, so beautiful!
（然后走开）

秋香：Bohu, come and see. This mask looks so lovely.

（伯虎从身后拿出了刚才的那个珠钗）
唐：Here you are, and put it on
（两人陶醉于幸福中）

仆人：Madam Hua, they are there.

华夫人：Heng! Tangbohu, How dare you! Catch him up.

秋香：Madam Hua! Spare him, I follow you

华夫人：Spare him? He is the son of our enemy.
Do you think we will spare him? Servants, take him away!

秋香：（秋香跪下，伤心地哭）
No! Madam Hua, please! Spare him! Please!!!

华夫人：Take him away. Closed him away, and let him die at midnight!

秋香：（秋香陷入悲痛当中）No no ….Madam Hua….bohu

唐：Qiu xiang, Qiu xiang…


Act 6
地点：Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，夺命书生，华夫人，四香，石榴，仆人
道具：剑，a88枪88a，1凳子，1桌子，背景音乐

春香：(神情慌张) Madam, bad, bad! A man is dashing!

华夫人：（一拍桌子，站了起来）Who has a big audacity, he dare to dash here unexpectly!

夺命书生：（手拿剑）Madam Hua, long time no see. You saved your life at that time, I will uproot the Hua today!

华夫人：（一笑）What a big tone! Good! As your wish, today is the time of your death!
（两人展开激烈的战争）
（华夫人吐血，四香和石榴一起涌向前）

四香、石榴：Madam, madam! Are you ok? Madam?!
（夺命书生想一剑刺中秋香，唐伯虎突然赶到，挡开了那一剑）

夺：I’m Duo ming shusheng! Who you are?

唐：I’m just a little student who just has study for a few years, Hua an! And my name is tang bo hu! (作者编辑：admin) www.nx899.com

三香、石榴：（迷惑）Tangbohu ?????

秋香：Bo hu

夺：Good! Let’s meet together!
（两人对立许久，相互一个飞吻，众人偕倒）
唐伯虎：Sorry, we are just feels so right, can’t control ourselves.
（一场激烈的打斗，唐伯虎将夺命书生刺死）

三香、石榴：（跳起，相当兴奋）Hua an, you are so great !
（对望）Tang bohu is so great！

秋香：Hua an, are you alright?

唐：l am fine, how about you?

华夫人：Tong Pak-Fu, l have to thank you for saving our whole family.
How can l reward you?

唐：Madam, you are welcome, l have only one request.

华夫人：l know it, you love Qiu xiang, right?
l will marry her to you.
（秋香既欣喜又害羞）

唐：Bravo!
Act 7
地点：The marriage hall of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，三香，石榴，如花，华夫人，华文，准新娘
道具：红盖头，1凳子，1桌子，1条款，1柱香，背景音乐，舞蹈音乐

唐：Why are there so many brides 新娘?

华夫人：Tong bohu, although l promise to marry Qiu xiang to you,
but on one condition.
Choose Qiu xiang among 20 brides.
Hua wen

华文：（读条款）You should find her out before the incense is extinguished.
On the following conditions:
1st: Stand behind the yellow line to find out.
2nd: The brides can't produce any noise. Otherwise, she'll be fouled.
3rd: Don't use anything...to touch the brides.
That's all.

华夫人：lf you can't find Qiu xiang in time, then you'll lose.
Then, Qiu xiang will marry my sons, Wah Man and Wah Mo.

唐：Madam, please don't fool me.

华夫人：Mr. Tong, why do you say so?

唐：ln such conditions, how can l choose Qiu xiang?
Be frank, l can swear! l love Qiu xiang whole-heartedly.
Why do you fool me again and agian?

华夫人：Nonsense ['n?ns?ns]胡说；废话荒谬的. 胡说！, choose it!

唐：Oh, my god. （做出挑选新娘的动作）（一准新娘身子动了动）
l know it.（飞身将准新娘抱住）

华文：Time's up.

唐：On time. Qiu xiang（掀开准新娘的面具，竟然是石榴姐！）

石榴：Tang tang!

唐：Why is you?

石榴：Now, everybody knows...you have drawn my picture secretly.
How can l face other people? I'd better die.

唐：That's good idea.

石榴：Of course, you agree with this suggestion.
As you want to die with me, like Romeo and Juliet.
Damn you, l don't fall for you at all.

唐：Shit! (唐伯虎狠狠把石榴推开）
Let me die!

众人：Kneel down, the wedding starts.

唐：Qiu xiang?!
（两从跪下）

华夫人：Qiu xiang, after so many tests,

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